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Rush Hour 3 Official Trailer



Rush Hour 3 is a 2007 film and the third installment in the martial arts/action-comedy Rush Hour franchise starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker that began with the 1998 film Rush Hour and continued with the first sequel Rush Hour 2 in 2001. The film was officially announced on May 7, 2006, and filming began on July 4, 2006. The film is set in Paris, Los Angeles, and Hong Kong. Rush Hour 3 was released on August 10, 2007, in Canada, the US, and UK.[1]

Academy Award-winning film director Roman Polanski co-stars as a French police official involved in (Chan and Tucker's characters) Lee and Carter's case. Tzi Ma reprises his role as Ambassador Han, Lee's boss and friend who appeared in the first installment. This film has received a M rating by the Office of Film and Literature Classification (Australia) and a PG-13 rating by the MPAA for "sequences of action violence, sexual content, nudity and language".

The film was not screened in Chinese theaters in 2007 due to an "overabundance" of imported films released that year, an import official stated (China only allows 20 imported films to be released nationwide in theaters each year).

Three years after the end of Rush Hour 2, James Carter is no longer a detective, but a traffic cop on the streets of Los Angeles. Lee is now the bodyguard for his friend Ambassador Han, the former Consul from the first film. Lee is still upset with Carter about an incident in New York City when Carter accidentally and non-fatally shot Lee's then-girlfriend in the neck, Secret Service agent Isabella Molina.

During the World Criminal Court discussions, as the Ambassador addresses the importance to fight the Triad, he announces that he knows the identity of the Triad leadership known as the Shy Shen. Suddenly, Han takes a bullet in the shoulder, disrupting the conference. Lee pursues the assassin and corners him, discovering that the assassin is his "brother" Kenji. When Lee hesitates to shoot Kenji, Carter shows up driving towards the two and accidentally nearly runs Lee over, allowing Kenji to escape.

In the hospital, Lee learns that Han will make a full recovery. Han's daughter, Soo Yung (Zhang Jingchu), now grown up, arrives and makes Lee and Carter promise to capture the one behind the shooting. She then informs Lee and Carter that her father gave her an envelope which contains important information regarding the Triad, and that the envelope is in her locker at the martial arts studio where she works. Lee and Carter make their way to the martial arts studio where they battle a giant, (Sun Ming Ming), but find out that a gang of armed men had already arrived and taken the contents from the locker. Lee and Carter realize that Soo Yung and Han are in danger and rush back to the hospital.

Once the two reach the hospital, a gang of assassins arrive to kill Soo Yung and Han. Lee and Carter manage to defeat them, with the help of Soo Yung, and interrogate the leader of the assassin squad. Much to Lee and Carter's surprise, the Asian assassin only speaks French. With the help of a resident nun, Sister Agnes (Dana Ivey), in translation, they find out that they are marked for death by the Triad along with Soo Yung and Han. For her protection, they take her to the French Embassy and leave her under the care of Reynard, the French ambassador. When a car bomb detonates, nearly killing Reynard and Soo Yung, Lee and Carter decide to go to Paris to investigate.

In Paris, (after getting a painful cavity search from a Parisian commissioner, played by Polanski) Lee and Carter meet up with George, a taxi driver. George refuses to drive Carter, saying that Americans make him sick, as they are "the most violent people on Earth"—to which Carter replies by forcing George, at gunpoint, to drive to a Triad hideout disguised as a gentleman's club. There Lee fights off a Triad assassin named Jasmine (Youki Kudoh); meanwhile, Carter meets a beautiful woman named Geneviève (Noémie Lenoir). However, Lee and Carter are both forced out of the club and are captured by the Triads. Lee and Carter manage to escape, but then have a falling out concerning Lee's relationship with Kenji. Shortly after Carter storms out, Reynard appears and tells Lee that Han's informant knows where Shy Shen is. The informant turns out to be Geneviève, and both Lee and Carter end up looking for her.

After the two have encountered Geneviève they save her from an assassination attempt by the Triads and flee to their hotel room.[3] However, they are attacked again by Jasmine and decide to hide out with George, who now has fostered a great appreciation for the United States. Lee and Carter learn that Geneviève not only knows where the list is, she is the list. The names of the thirteen Triad leaders have been tattooed on the back of her head, as per tradition, and Genevieve explains that she will be decapitated and buried if the Triads capture her. When Lee and Carter bring Geneviève to Reynard, he reveals that he has been working with the Triads all along. Kenji calls and informs Lee that he has captured Soo Yung and that he would like to exchange Soo Yung for Geneviève.

Lee arrives at the exchange point, the Jules Verne Restaurant in the Eiffel Tower, with Carter, disguised as Geneviève. During a sword fight, Lee and Kenji fall off the tower and get caught in a safety net. Kenji's sword cuts the safety net open and it collapses, leaving both men hanging on for dear life. Lee then grabs Kenji's arm, intending to save his life. Kenji then willingly lets go of Lee and presumably falls to his death, saving Lee's life, who then, with less weight, swung to a scaffolding. Meanwhile, Carter single-handedly defeats the rest of the Triad henchmen, unwittingly kills Jasmine, and saves Soo Yung. As they send Soo Yung down the elevator, more Triads arrive. In order to escape, Lee and Carter use a French flag as a makeshift parachute and float to safety. However, they are confronted by Reynard, who is holding Geneviève hostage and threatening to kill her and frame Lee and Carter for her murder. However, George, having followed Lee and Carter, manages to shoot Reynard and declares "Case Closed". The police suddenly arrive, with the commissioner from earlier gloating and trying to get undeserved credit. After giving the commissioner a team punch to the face, Lee and Carter leave the scene dancing to War.

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Fearless Trailer



Jet Li portrays the life of martial arts master Huo Yuanjia. The plot differs greatly from the actual life of Huo Yuanjia.

The movie starts off with Huo Yuanjia fighting 3 Westerners: a boxer, a spearfighter and a fencer. Huo Yuanjia beats them all, and makes it his habit to bow to the opponent. Just as he is about to fight Anno Tanaka, the final contestant, Huo Yuanjia has a flashback.

The story flashes back to when Huo Yuanjia was a small boy. His father, Huo Endi, was a great fighter but did not want his asthmatic son to follow in his footsteps, and hence refused to teach Yuanjia martial arts. Huo secretly watched his father's training and taught himself how to fight.

The young Yuanjia then witnesses his father "losing" a Lei tai match; in actuality, his father struck the winning blow of the match, because he delivered a fatal technique which he mercifully pulled short so that his opponent would not be killed. However, his opponent dishonorably struck back after Huo Endi's winning blow, causing Huo Endi to "lose" the match when he is knocked off the stage. Yuanjia is taunted by the son of the man who defeated his father and he steps up to defend the Huo family name. Yuanjia gets beaten up by the boy and he swears never to lose again.

As the years pass, Yuanjia grows into a powerful fighter, winning fight after fight on the Lei tai until he becomes known as one of the greatest fighters in Tianjin, China. However, as his success grows, he becomes arrogant and increasingly ruthless, unlike his late father. When a rival martial arts master named Qin Lei (Master Chin in the US version) apparently injures one of Huo's followers, Huo forces Qin to fight him to the death during Qin's birthday celebration. Yuanjia's businessman friend, Nong Jinsun, urges him to settle the matter later, but Yuanjia refuses, insulting Nong. After much effort, during which the fighters demolish a restaurant, Huo—unlike his father who had previously held off during the Lei tai match—kills Qin with a fatal blow. However, when he returns home, he realizes that his mother and daughter (Jade in the US version) have been killed in revenge. Guided by fury, he goes to Qin's home and finds Qin's Godson, who admits to slaughtering Huo's family, and that he alone was responsible. Qin's Godson then commits suicide before Huo can kill him.As he leaves, his pupils approach, and force the pupil that was injured by Qin to tell Huo that the reason Qin attacked his pupil was because the pupil had slept with Qin's concubine (in the American version he insults Qin's mistress). Crazed with grief and shame, Huo flees Tianjin and wanders aimlessly for many miles, no longer caring about himself. A disheveled, greying wanderer, he nearly drowns in a river, but is saved by Granny Sun (Grandma in the US version) and her blind granddaughter, Yueci (Moon in the US version). They bring him back to their village and guided by their simple acts of kindness, Huo begins to learn the value of kindness and mercy.

In 1907, Huo Yuanjia returns to a very different Tianjin than the one he had left. No longer a comfortable rural village, it is now a bustling city, crowded with foreign troops and merchants. There, he makes peace with his past—visiting the graves of his family and apologizing for his faults, and paying his respects to the family of Master Qin.

He then reconciles with Nong Jinsun and challenges the American fighter, Hercules O'Brien, who was making headlines defeating Chinese fighters and dismissing them as the 'Weak men of the East'. To the astonishment of the foreigners, Huo not only wins the fight, but the admiration of O'Brien in the process by saving O'Brien's life. Huo Yuanjia's fame begins to spread with successive challenges with other foreign fighters, and with funding from Nong Jinsun, he sets up Jing Wu Men, a martial arts school in Shanghai.

The members of the foreign Chambers of Commerce fear that Huo Yuanjia's victory will fan anti-western sentiments in the Chinese people and lead to revolts, so they seek to humiliate him. They challenge him to a match in which he will take on four foreign champions in a single evening: a British boxer, a German lancer, a Spanish fencer, and a Japanese martial artist. Though Jinsun urges Huo to refuse such an unfair challenge, Huo decides to accept, adding that afterwards, he intends to take a break and visit Granny and Yueci. He also accepts an invitation to join the Japanese challenger, Anno Tanaka, for tea. While there, they have an important debate about the value of the martial arts. Tanaka believes the goal of a martial artist is to defeat his opponent, but Huo impresses Tanaka by successfully arguing that the goal of studying martial arts is self-improvement, and that challenge matches are important not because of who wins or loses but because they provide a way for a practitioner to gauge his progress and can act as a focal point in his training. The two fighters leave with a friendly respect for each other, looking almost as if the two were actually friends.

The match was now found to have taken place on September 14, 1910. The flashback is over. Huo Yuanjia faces Tanaka in a titanic battle. In the first round, they fight with their weapons of choice. Yuanjia uses a Three section staff and Tanaka uses a Katana. In the middle of the round, each fighter manages to disarm the other and they end up exchanging weapons, whereupon it is clear that Tanaka has little to no experience with the three section staff. After they return each other their chosen weapon, the first round ends in a draw. However, both Huo and Tanaka have also formed a silent friendship based on mutual respect.

Before the second round, Huo drinks from a teacup that was switched unseen with his teacup, while he was fighting in the first round. In the second round, to be fought without weapons, Huo has difficulty breathing, loses his strength, and starts vomiting blood (the teacup he drank from was poisoned with arsenic). Tanaka and Huo's students immediately demand that the fight be stopped, but Huo replies that they might as well finish it since he will die regardless.

In his weakened state, Huo is no match for Tanaka but sees an opening to seize victory by delivering the same fatal technique that he had used to defeat and kill Master Qin. However, at the last second, he pulls the strike, letting it land without any power behind it, just like his father did in the start of the movie. As Huo collapses, Tanaka realizes both Huo's mastery and his mercy and helps Huo back to his feet, raises his arm and declares him the victor. The crowd from all sides cheer as they call out Huo's name.

When the furious Japanese diplomat confronts Tanaka, accuses him of throwing their victory away, and calls him a disgrace to Japan. Tanaka, perhaps knowing that he was the one who was behind the poisoning, angrily slams him against a pillar and repeats that Huo won the match; end of story. The scene is left off with the crowd gathering around what is depicted to be Huo's corpse.

The movie ends with a scene of Huo practicing his Wushu on a flower-covered hill, with Yueci watching from a distance. Huo turns to see Yueci, and she hurries towards him. The film ends with the two meeting eyes, presumably for the first time ever.

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Kung Fu Panda Trailer



Kung Fu Panda is an animated film about a panda who learns martial arts and then uses this new ability to fight his enemies. Kung Fu Panda is being directed by John Stevenson and Mark Osborne and produced by Melissa Cobb. The idea for the film was conceived by Michael Lachance, a DreamWorks Animation executive. The film is due for release on June 6, 2008. It will be distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The film stars the voices of, among others, Jack Black, Jackie Chan, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie and Lucy Liu.

Po (Jack Black) is a panda who is a kung fu fanatic, but whose defining characteristic appears to be that he is the laziest animal in ancient China. Evil warrior Tai Lung (Ian McShane) has escaped from prison, and all hopes have been pinned on a prophecy naming Po as the "Chosen One" to save the day. He has a kung fu master, Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) who "has trained five of the greatest warriors that the world has ever known", to help him.

Notably, all the original disciples of the main masters are animal stances or styles commonly used in the art of kung fu - Tigress (Tiger), Monkey, Snake, Crane and Mantis. Shen Lung Kung Fu uses those animals as a base for the whole system.

official website:
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The Forbidden Kingdom Trailer

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My fighting system

Which art is the best for a security guard?

I have been designing my own self defence system for 5 years now, i have gone round to many schools of many styles to get input. My system is not desgined for sport or competition, just real life sitituations, in and out and walk away.

Its mainly based on Atemi,judo and jujitsu.
Has anyone esle thought of doing their own system/style, if so what would be the mix?

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Jackie's Greatest Hits (top 10)

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Jackie Chan on Letterman

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Wushu question.

I am planning on learning a martial art, and my primary choice is wushu. I heard from one good source that it is an ancient art both internal and external, that you can easily defend yourself with. I also heard from another source that wushu is very pretty, but it's all choreographed and not practical for a fight at all. Which is true?

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Muay Boran Vs. Burmese Boxing???

In an all out fight(no biting, gouging or small joint manipulation, all else is fair game), between two equally matched opponents, one who practices Muay Boran, the other Burmese Boxing, The science of Eight limbs Vs. The science of Nine Limbs??? Who do you think is victorious???

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That fight was clearly staged. The robed faggot would have hurt his hands if he tried to block a real kick like that.

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Thats not karate its taekwondo, and the other guy is "robed faggot" is using shaolin. So because the kicks dont hurt his hands, it HAS to be staged? you obviuosly dont know much about shaolin, they condition every part of there body, of course it wont hurt.

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I dont think that robed guy has conditioned every part of his body so that if he sticks his hands out it will instantly break down a kick. Although, i think what he has done is take a step to get out of the way of the kicks power range and just slapped the other guys knee to try and throw him off balance but clearly it was un-successful (lack of reflexes and power in the slap)

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C'mon now, do you really think that's what a real fight looks like? Each guy threw a bunch of out of range kicks and just backed away. They clearly weren't in there to hurt eachother. Now go suck some Shaolin cock, you arrogant prick.

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king, theres no need for you to speak like that. "Now go suck some Shaolin cock, you arrogant prick." Grow up dude, and say something intelligent. You obviously dont know anything about martial arts, or diffrent styles so go do some your research.

wing chun, he was confident in using his hands to block the kicks, he obviously knows his opponent was going for kicks, of course his hands are conditioned. Shaolin monks train there whole lives pretty much, and im pretty sure every part of his body conditioned, what hes probably like 30 maybe? Hes had his whole life.

It obviously wasnt a real fight, chances are it was staged or they were probably just "no-contact" sparring. I dont think hes a "real" shaolin monk because you will never see a shaolin monk fight for show, money, or tv ect.

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Oh please, in wing chun if i were to block a kick with my hands the next thing i would be all over my oppenent. King fraus is right, who fights like that? go out into the street and see how people fight, there not scared to get hit and back away after one move. On the other hand, your right, the fight could have been staged.

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of course there not afraid to get hit, they use adrenaline to power them selves, so in "street" fights you always see arms-flailing and only like less than half the punches actually land, that means there not calm, and they just let anger take over.

I believe if you can remain calm, you can effectively block, dodge, and counter attacks. Remaining calm is difficult of course, which is why most martial artist meditate, to gain that state of concious and relaxation.

(Did you know was a girls name, years ago. Thats how they got the name because the style was passed down to Wing Chun and she passed it to her husband. Later they called it "Wing Chun")

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" WAT! HOW DARE YOU NOT SUC MY COCK WHEN I GIVE MI opion! Shaolin uis awesume! I suck alot of cock, u r immature an donno marshal arts. doi!"

Dude, you're the one who needs to grow up. Shaolin kung-fu? Doesn't exist. Just a bunch of guys doing cheap parlor tricks and pretending they know how to fight. The real " monks" never step up to fight because there is not one of them who has that capability.

Everything you believe about the monks is based on myth and unverified anecdotes. People like you are so delusional that they believe that every kung-fu stylist who lost on a video-tapped fight didn't actually practice the art. Grow up.

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"I believe if you can remain calm, you can effectively block, dodge, and counter attacks. Remaining calm is difficult of course, which is why most martial artist meditate, to gain that state of concious and relaxation."

Actually, that can be achieved alot quicker by full-force, full-contact sparring, something that real martial artists do.

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Respect?

I am a student of Kajukenpo Chaun Fa.
And we do full contact sparring, so when we get into a real fight we know how to properly defend ourselves and counter. And I assume almost all of use are Martial Artist, So show each other some respect.
Dosen't matter what you learn or study, Respect is given to all fellow fighters

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you cant prove that shaolin monks cant fight, you can prove that its a "myth" now what, if i bring up the topic "chi" are you going to say "FAKE FAKE FAKE suck CHI COCK!!! HAR HAR HAR!! I SHOULD GROW UP" (stop disrespecting people, does it make you feel big? its pointless, your behind your computer screen, so stop trying to start arguments with lame insults, your reading whatever you type)

Everything you say cant be proven, but i happen to think shaolin monks can fight and of course shaolin kung fu exists how can you tell me it doesnt, Yeesh

Full Force, Full Contact.... Where are you getting this from? Redneck Martial Art hilly billy All Amercan Karate school? Buddy, you watch to much UFC, you should watch Easterns fight rather than North Americans.

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Look, king fraus is correct ok. Any Shaolin kung fu school is highly unlikely to be the ACTUAL shaolin kung fu. Maybe in some deserted country side in Mainland China yes, but not in Australia, USA. Oh and UFC fighters would destroy both the yellow and white robed man.

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Oh, hohoho. So because you can't prove that Shaolin is real, you assume that I can't prove it isn't. And because you assume that I can't prove it isn't, you stand by your stupid belief that it is.

First off, you don't really deserve a reasoned arguement, because you're backing something that truly is fairy-tale shit. You know, if you were talking about chi, I would say it was fake. I've posted several videos here of chi-knockouts failing to work on people who haven't been brainwashed by going to the dojo-owners school. Look up George Dillman for that.

"Full Force, Full Contact.... Where are you getting this from? Redneck Martial Art hilly billy All Amercan Karate school? Buddy, you watch to much UFC, you should watch Easterns fight rather than North Americans. "

This statement proves to me that you've never taken an actual punch in practice, and that you can't fight. And for all your talk about insulting people being pointless, you sure as hell don't lead by example.

And what's with all of this Orientophile shit? Dude, quit masturbating to Japanese anime. And, by the way, Easterners do fight in MMA. They are neither uber-deadly, nor pathetically weak. In fact, they just seem no more and no less able than any other race. Interesting, eh?

Finally, here's some food for thought: During the Boxers Rebellion, monks lined the streets thinking they could dodge bullets. They couldn't.

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learning in China

Indonesia Jason(14months 2,22nd, 2006—4,21st,2007)
Jason Gani (February 2006 – April 2007) jay_gani@hotmail.com


I have spent the last 14 months learning shaolin kung fu in the academy, and during this time I have learned a tremendous amount of skills and abilities. I learned 16 forms in total: 1 ba ji form, 1 internal shaolin form, several shaolin fist forms, several weapon forms including staff, sword, spear, short staff and 3 section staff forms. Besides learning those forms, I also learned many jumps, acrobatics and various stretching methods. They include jumping front kick, whirlwind kick, cartwheel, jumping side kick, jumping split kick, front handspring, lotus kick, butterfly, back flip, back handspring, front roll, back roll, various fall down techniques, kick up, and many more. We also learned various punches, kicks, and take down techniques in san da (Chinese kickboxing) class.

Besides learning those kung fu skills, staying here also exposed me and taught me how to interact better with people who come from different countries. During my stay here in the academy, I met people from England, U.S. Netherlands, South Africa, Vietnam, France, Ireland, Sweden, Norway, Malaysia, Canada, Germany, Peru, Mexico, Yugoslavia, Denmark, Australia, Iceland, Italy, and many, many more. I can’t remember many of them because I met at least 100 people here. Most of the students are nice, and most of the time we get along very well. Sometimes you will meet student who is very good at other martial art. While I was here there was a guy who has done wing chun for many years and it’s nice because you’ll have a chance to talk about other martial art with other students There was also another guy who was very good at acrobatics and sometimes we practiced acrobatics together on the weekend.

I really appreciate the time I spent here in the academy, and I am very grateful to be able to learn shaolin kung fu and other kung fu like Mantis and Baji from the Master here. All of the Shaolin Masters at the academy have spent many years training in Shaolin Temple, and as far as I know, they all have done many performances and competitions while staying in the temple which means that they’re among the best monks in the temple at the time. The other Masters like BaJi Masters, and Chi Gong, mantis Masters have also practiced their kung fu for many years. It is also nice that now every time we have the test, one of the Master will also perform something for the students.

To end my story, the last 14 months has been very valuable to me. Although sometimes it is very tough to stay here that long (without family and friends, seeing many people who live with you come almost every week, live in a small village- far from the cities, and the difficult training we have to endure), I’m glad that I got a chance to learn all those skills I have learnt, be able to do some of those tricks that you see on the kung fu movie, live a simple life which teach me how nice it is back home, appreciate all the people around you even for such a short time. I’m also very grateful to be able to join the kung fu competition 2007 in lian yun gang, xu zou, in China just before I finish my training here. It’s a good opportunity for me to interact with and watch other Chinese kids performing their kung fu skills while also gaining experience in performing my own skills in front of hundreds audiences.

I would like to say thank you to all the Masters and all the students at the academy for all the teachings and helps that I received while I was here.
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This past weekend

So I was on my normal midnight stroll this past sunday eve, and I happened upon a dark alley. Now normally I would go down this alley, but tonight was different. I feared for my life so I fled the scene and retreated to the nearest petco. Once inside the petco, I made my way to dog igloos as quickly as possible, soon after I arrived, I was ambushed. They chased me around, through the fishtanks, under the doggie seesaw, and finally back into the "adult doggie" section. Now, these guys were persistent, so it was really no surprise that they finally cornered me. What was a surprise was that they'd chase me somewhere where I'd have such a distinct advantage. I mean, with my complete knowledge of all things adultanimalfetishistic, it really was a boon to get trapped back there. [in the ass...] They attacked me with a mixture of styles. Of the three attackers, one used a Five Animal Style, and the other two something that resembled a mixture of Atemi and Jujitsu. Being a master of only Wing Chun, I had to improvise... To my left was a giant birdcage with a pair of fuzzy handcuffs hanging from the ceiling. Off to the right, a display of doggie dildoes... And behind, a sheer wall of dirty doggie posters... *shudder* One of the "Atemitsu" thugs attacked first. I was able to use his momentum against him and throw him bodily into the cage. His fellow styleman came at me next, and I threw him aside easily as well. I would need some more help with the Five Animal.. I feigned left and dove right to the dildo display. With one in each hand, my blows gained power sufficient enough to break through his defenses. With my superior clout, I maneuvered him into the cage with his friends and closed the door behind me. Now, with the four of us in the cage, the fun truly began... I rained down blows upon the two "Atemitsus", beating them into submission and deftly cuffing them to the cageworks. Then, in a series of moves I still consider absolutely brilliant (and thus won't describe in excruciating detail for fear you may copy me), I incapacitated the Five Animal and wrapped him around his mates. Then, I poured K9 Jelly all over them and lit them on fire. 'Cuz I'm cool.

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