So I was on my normal midnight stroll this past sunday eve, and I happened upon a dark alley. Now normally I would go down this alley, but tonight was different. I feared for my life so I fled the scene and retreated to the nearest petco. Once inside the petco, I made my way to dog igloos as quickly as possible, soon after I arrived, I was ambushed. They chased me around, through the fishtanks, under the doggie seesaw, and finally back into the "adult doggie" section. Now, these guys were persistent, so it was really no surprise that they finally cornered me. What was a surprise was that they'd chase me somewhere where I'd have such a distinct advantage. I mean, with my complete knowledge of all things adultanimalfetishistic, it really was a boon to get trapped back there. [in the ass...] They attacked me with a mixture of styles. Of the three attackers, one used a Five Animal Style, and the other two something that resembled a mixture of Atemi and Jujitsu. Being a master of only Wing Chun, I had to improvise... To my left was a giant birdcage with a pair of fuzzy handcuffs hanging from the ceiling. Off to the right, a display of doggie dildoes... And behind, a sheer wall of dirty doggie posters... *shudder* One of the "Atemitsu" thugs attacked first. I was able to use his momentum against him and throw him bodily into the cage. His fellow styleman came at me next, and I threw him aside easily as well. I would need some more help with the Five Animal.. I feigned left and dove right to the dildo display. With one in each hand, my blows gained power sufficient enough to break through his defenses. With my superior clout, I maneuvered him into the cage with his friends and closed the door behind me. Now, with the four of us in the cage, the fun truly began... I rained down blows upon the two "Atemitsus", beating them into submission and deftly cuffing them to the cageworks. Then, in a series of moves I still consider absolutely brilliant (and thus won't describe in excruciating detail for fear you may copy me), I incapacitated the Five Animal and wrapped him around his mates. Then, I poured K9 Jelly all over them and lit them on fire. 'Cuz I'm cool.